I Don’t Like Capital Letters, They Look Like Hiccups Hiccups Hiccups oR likE bumpS In tHe road. I have a problem with the letter H, always nosey between a T and an E, so now I have to torture my tongue on a trapeze to pronounce it right. What’s wrong with “te” instead of a “the”? That I can do and nobody would notice my accent anymore. Plus, EnglisH would sound more like italiAn and less like Queen of England. Excuse me, queen of EnGlanD, would you mind saring wit me one of tese lovely looking muffins? Tank you, yOur Ighness.